Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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