I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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