K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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