Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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