so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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