If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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