She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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