Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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