he wants to bone in the snuggie
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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