My brain says no but my pants say off.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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