Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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