i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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