i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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