she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize
