I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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