the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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