Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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