she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Couch. On fire.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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