i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
someone owes me an orgasm
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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