break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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