i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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