I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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