who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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