I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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