I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
do nipples grow back?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
