once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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