for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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