Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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