: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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