I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
