That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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