I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
