that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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