I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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