I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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