if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
