My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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