i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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