My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You have to summon your inner elephant
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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