That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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