Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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