whats a polygalesbian?
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.