Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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