Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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