I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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