Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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