He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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