I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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