i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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