She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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