It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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