Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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