Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
