Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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