I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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