It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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