just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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